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Meshuggah-Nuns!
Full-Length Musical, Comedy / 4w, 1m, 1 any gender (adult)
Book, Music & Lyrics by Dan Goggin
The Little Sisters of Hoboken return in an interfaith shipboard musical comedy! The sisters sail on a “Faiths of All Nations” cruise, and join forces with an onstage Tevye to create some Ecumenical Nunsense.
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Cast Size
4w, 1m, 1 any gender (adult) -
Duration
More than 120 minutes (2 hours) -
Subgenre
Parody/Spoof -
Target Audience
Appropriate for All Audiences

Details
Summary
The Kunkels (the poor family living behind Mount St. Helen’s School) have won the lottery and gifted the Sisters an all-expense-paid trip on the “Faiths of All Nations” Cruise. After a week at sea, the ship runs into a storm. Several people become ill, including all of the actors in the ship’s production of Fiddler on the Roof. (All except the actor playing Tevye, that is.) The captain of the ship, knowing of the Sisters’ show-biz savvy, requests that the Sisters and Tevye put on a revue. The result: Meshuggah-Nuns! The Ecumenical Nunsense.
History
Cast Attributes
Performing Groups
- Time Period Present Day
- Setting
The onboard theatre on the “Faiths of All Nations” cruise.
- Features Contemporary Costumes/Street Clothes
- Additional Features Audience Participation/Interactive
- Duration More than 120 minutes (2 hours)
Media
“A sweet-natured celebration of Catholic and Jewish traditions. It’s a crowd-pleaser.” – The Miami Herald
"Borscht Belt shtick meets Catholic schoolboy humor... Meshuggah-Nuns! delivers everything its title promises, including loads of puns.” – The New York Times
"A thoroughly enjoyable evening... a vaudevillian-style review full of singing and dancing and all-around silliness.” – The Jewish News of Northern California
"A Yiddish twist on the shenanigans that are a staple of the popular Nunsense plays... a combination of Jewish inflection and Catholic confession, a mix of musical madcap, sprinkled with saintly sight gags and ubiquitous jokes.” – American Jewish World
"Get ready to laugh... the jokes, the puns, the songs and the vaudeville-like skits make for a zany but wholesome stage show... audiences will appreciate the variety of well-crafted songs, creative choreography, sing-along opportunity and upbeat music included on this evening of good-natured entertainment.” – The Catholic Spirit
"This zany, madcap, silly, often uproarious, fast-paced show is funny and fun, bringing smiles to a summer night.” – Princeton Info
"Who knew nuns were so funny?... Whether you’re Catholic, Jewish or neither, you’ll walk out a little lighter from a variety show you will not soon forget.” – The Oakland Press
Videos
Meshuggah-Nuns! Trailer
Meshuggah-Nuns! Highlights (Meadow Brook Theatre)
Music
Music Samples
- Musical Style Classic Broadway
- Dance Requirements Easy
- Vocal DemandsModerate
- Orchestra Size Small/Combo
- Chorus Size No Chorus
Licensing & Materials
- Licensing fees and rental materials quoted upon application.